|Season 2, Episode 8|
|Air date||February 23, 2016|
|Written by||Michael Short|
|Directed by||Paul Fox|
|The Candidate||Moira's Nudes|
"Milk Money" is the eighth episode in the second season of Schitt's Creek. It is the twenty-first episode overall.
The council by-election campaign officially begins, with two of the candidates, Moira and Jocelyn, quietly embarking on an image war. David gets caught in the middle of this unspoken feud. Meanwhile, Alexis runs into Ted, who she has not seen since she broke up with him, as he has been out of town to recharge his juices. Differences that she notices in him in combination with she no longer being with Mutt make her quietly reconsider her decision about Ted. And Johnny has to reimburse Bob for what he learns was the expensive raw milk he took in the garage refrigerator, believing at the time it was regular commercially available pasteurized milk from any store. As raw milk cannot be sold commercially, Alexis wants to do her father a favor by asking Ted for possible sources in his "in" as a veterinarian. Alexis doing her father this favor, which eventually involves Roland, doesn't turn out quite the way Alexis and Johnny envision.
- Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose
- Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose
- Daniel Levy as David Rose
- Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose
- Jennifer Robertson as Jocelyn Schitt
- Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd
- Sarah Levy as Twyla Sands
- Chris Elliot as Roland Schitt
- Marilyn Bellfontaine as Gwen Currie