|Season 2, Episode 4|
|Air date||January 26, 2016|
|Written by||Teresa Pavlinek|
|Directed by||Jerry Ciccoritti|
"Bob's Bagels" is the fourth episode in the second season of Schitt's Creek. It is the seventeenth episode overall.
Johnny and Moira go to a local estate sale auction, where they wonder what ever happened to their old possessions. Jocelyn spots what looks like a new mattress at the sale and wants to buy it at the auction, but Moira will do anything to get the mattress to replace the broken springed one they are currently sleeping on at the motel, despite she and Johnny not having the money to buy it no matter how much it will cost. Where the mattress ends up may be a bigger issue for Moira than what happens at the auction of the item. Meanwhile, Roland asks David for a favor: to go shopping with him to pick out a blouse as a surprise gift for Jocelyn. Despite enjoying shopping, David is already reluctant to do this favor, but it takes on a new distaste when David learns why Roland is getting Jocelyn this specific gift. David may regret doing this favor even more when it seems that Roland doesn't actually appreciate his taste in the matter. And Mutt gets Alexis a surprise gift: a bicycle, to do double duty as transportation and exercise since she no longer has access to a spin class. Beyond the aspect of the bike not being a car, Alexis has another secret reason for not wanting the gift.
- Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose
- Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose
- Daniel Levy as David Rose
- Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose
- Jennifer Robertson as Jocelyn Schitt
- Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd
- Tim Rozon as Mutt Schitt
- Sarah Levy as Twyla Sands