Don and Bev Taylor are old, wealthy friends of Johnny and Moira Rose.

They run into Johnny and Moira at a restaurant in Elmdale just after dropping their daughter Mackenzie off at college. At dinner, they tell the Roses that after deciding to take the scenic route home they drove through Schitt's Creek, but jokingly refer to it as "Schittstown" and "Schittsville". They continue to bash the town in front of Roland and Jocelyn, not knowing that the former is the mayor. They are soon corrected on the name of the town by an incensed Johnny, who states that it is where he and Moria live and confronts the couple for leaving them behind after he and Moira had lost everything.

They make their only appearance in Happy Anniversary.


Season 2