| “ | I'm Darlene's cousin, who the fuck are you!? | ” |
| — Darlene's cousin verbally assaulting David[src] | ||
Darlene's cousin is an inhabitant of Schitt's Creek and one of the many attendees at the Rose Apothecary's Opening Night. While standing outside in line to enter the store, she, thinking that he was cutting in line, verbally assaults David Rose, after which David, who was very offended, said that kind of language would not be tolerated at Rose Apothecary.
She makes her only appearance in Friends & Family.